I am always happy--except when:
- the kids are making too much noise
- the house is messy
- someone leaves muddy footprints on the floor I JUST mopped
- I am hungry, tired, thirsty, or in pain of any degree
- the lighting is 'gloomy'
- someone eats my brownie
- the kids run around and wrestle instead of obeying all my commands
- we are out of bread
- Aaron leaves his coat, shoes, keys, wallet, or other item where it does not belong
- Aaron asks me to help find his coat, shoes, keys, or wallet that he has lost
- my feet have crumbs sticking to them
- two kinds of music are playing at once (I can't filter noise)
- my hormones are acting up (aka PMS)
- my plans are changed unexpectedly and without my control
- I am in a large crowd of people
- the baby misses his nap
- someone touches me in the face
I'm with you on the face touching thing. Steve makes fun of me for how mad I get. The thing he gets most bothered by on your list is when we are out of bread.
ReplyDeleteHow about when your kid throws up all over the car? That doesn't make me very happy. (And now I get to go clean it up.)
Love this post! So great!
ReplyDeleteI am totally with you on the husband leaving the keys and wallet and then frantically trying to find them later on:)