Dad: Want to go ice skating there? (pointing to frozen river)
Malachi: No, Daddy!! The ice will BROKE!! Then it will turn into ice. . . . broke. . . .
Joseph: I know all the secrets to this coat. Here, I'll put the lock in my pocket. Oh! (surprised) I forgot there was a pocket there!
Malachi: He fell off and bonked his mom!
Mom: Why are you yelling?
Malachi: Because Elias thinks the toothpaste is a LOLLIPOP!
Mom: If you do that, you'll get pee all over you.
Malachi: No I won't! I'll get it all over YOU!!
Michael: Elias, how old are you?
Malachi: He doesn't have a number.
Gideon: I have a kicker foot! Come here and I'll show you how it works.
Joseph: I have kicker foot junior!
Malachi: And then the fat people turn into ice cream, right? Do you like my story?
Malachi: Mom! Look! Joseph and Daddy are breaking up to us! They've almost breaked up to us!
Gideon: I'm so hungry I could eat spaghetti squash.
Malachi: Sammy, I need you to get me some scissors. I'm a Lady.
Malachi: Mom, I didn't get any candy, so I want some hot chlotat
Mom: As soon as you're done brushing your teeth, you can get down. Then you can go to bed.
Malachi: No. That's not my plan.
Grandma Carol: Well, I'm gonna go take my nap. My brain just turned off.
Samuel: I think that working at a restaurant would be a bad job. Because then you'd just have to watch everybody else eat all day.
Gideon: Well, did you know, we can do that because we're International Spies.
Samuel: (whispering) I thought we weren't supposed to tell anyone!
Malachi: Mommy, can you push the button to close the "open-magic" door?
Hahaha. They are so funny. My favorite is the spaghetti squash one!
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