Boy Quotes--Winter Installment

Daddy: Okay, one more bite, Malachi
Malachi: No. I go in time out.

Daddy: Here comes the airplane!
Malachi: That's not airplane. That's a SPOON.

Mom: I think I'm going to win! Slow and steady does the race. We're like the tortoise and the hare.
Gideon: Yeah, but you're the hare.

Mom: These shoes are not quite right. They're tighter than I thought they were
Joseph: That's cause they're all full of all this fluff all over.

Malachi: See, I found my blanket, mommy! (pause)
It's all dry, mommy! (pause)
You can hold me now, mommy!

Malachi:yook at the moon Mommy!
Mom: Oh, there it is!
Malachi: It's all bwoken!!!
Mom: Oh, is part of it missing?
Malachi: Yeah! I fix it mommy, I need a screwdriver.

Joseph: (carving the elk) I do not want to be a doctor.
(thinks) I don't want to be a butcher, either.

Gideon: If we had too much gravity, our face would be in the dirt!

Gideon: You know that light in the guest room that didn't work? Well, I turned it on, and it works now!
Samuel: It got probably electrocuted so it has power.

Malachi: Mommy, mommy! I found someding outside!! There's a light up in the sky! Come see!

Gideon: Hey Sam?
Samuel: Yeah?
Gideon: Are you awake?
Samuel: Yeah.
Gideon: How awake?

Mom: Does your tummy hurt?
Malachi: No. Dere are some snakes in it. They need to tum (come) out!
later
Malachi: Mom, I put the snakes in the toy-let!

Gideon: Okay mom, I will help you clean in an hour.
Mom: Without complaining?
Gideon: Well, I don't know!
Mom: Why not?
Gideon: (exasperated) I can't predict the future!

Dad: Are you coming? We're going out in the back yard to go sledding.
Mom: That's not a sabbath day activity, and you know it.
Dad: I know. That's why we're going in the back yard.