In an effort to balance out an earlier post, and lest you all are misled thinking I am a super peppy perfect mom, I have compiled the following NEW list:
Aneesa's Top Ten
Newly Discovered Pet Peeves
10. Using the chairs, bar stools, and various other furniture items as stools while the stool is in plain site.
9. Wiping hands along EVERY wall only after I have cleaned them.
8. Leaving the door to the outside open and letting in all the flies and cold/hot air.
7. Shrieking or Squawking
6. Booger Eating
5. Riding on the shopping cart on the SIDE or in a way that makes it off balance.
4. The sudden burst of energy that comes after every meal--and the accompanying running, chasing and yelling.
3. Toy Rescue Operations--also called Trash Fishing
2. The word "butt-head" also the words: Poop-Head, Stinky-Head, Booger-Head, Big-Head, Dumb-Head, Peanut-Head etc etc etc.
1. The sudden helpful attitudes that emerge ONLY after 9 pm.
Aneesa's Top Ten
Newly Discovered Pet Peeves
10. Using the chairs, bar stools, and various other furniture items as stools while the stool is in plain site.
9. Wiping hands along EVERY wall only after I have cleaned them.
8. Leaving the door to the outside open and letting in all the flies and cold/hot air.
7. Shrieking or Squawking
6. Booger Eating
5. Riding on the shopping cart on the SIDE or in a way that makes it off balance.
4. The sudden burst of energy that comes after every meal--and the accompanying running, chasing and yelling.
3. Toy Rescue Operations--also called Trash Fishing
2. The word "butt-head" also the words: Poop-Head, Stinky-Head, Booger-Head, Big-Head, Dumb-Head, Peanut-Head etc etc etc.
1. The sudden helpful attitudes that emerge ONLY after 9 pm.
Oh dear! Many of these little pet peeves are showing up in my children. Some of them are cute the first time, but I'm already trying to figure out how to stop them. If you figure it out. Let me know.
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